See what I done there kids???  A play on words.  There will be  better versions of such humour (thank Jehova) and more this Monday (today) when  the Central School of Speech and Drama hold a publicity gig at The Good  Ship for their big Accidental Festival taking place at the ICA.   Whilst I am advertising things going on elsewhere check out www.myspace.com/isoprods who had a fundraiser at  The Good Ship recently and their play "the London Plays" which has had rave  reviews has a week to run, check it out.  On a similar thread, if you lke  curry there is no finer place in London than the glorious Geeta on Willesden  Lane and for Thai, Spicy Basil on Kilburn High Road.  Greasy spoon?   Efes, opposite us, there you have it.   
 Anyway, where do I work?  Yes, The Good Ship.  Ok Monday is great  we have covered that.  Tuesday and Thursday sees some great bands and the  first ten people to answer this get free entry to Thursday's  gig.  On Wednesday we have the amazing burlesque and rockabilly  show and the weekend will be banging as usual.  Have a great week one and  all.
  
 John.x
 07949 008253
  
 Monday 14th May
  Ben Van der Velde Stand-up comedy set, covering the usual  topics of love, death, octopuses, Danny Devito, kayaking, religion, politics and  gibbons. Lots of gibbons.
 Phil Morrissey Exciting new sound on the folk scene, wow  is that one guitar?!! Traditional sounds with a new innovative approach bringing  together two young up and coming musicians who pull on every piece of sound at  their disposal.
 The Mississippi Deltas Live Original Music, from an  original 2 piece folk rock outfit. Influences range from Dylan, Sufjan Stevens,  Damien Rice, Counting Crows, to a more affluent eclectic style. Imagine a more  contemporary minimalistic Pink Floyd in their early days!
The October  Game www.myspace.com/theoctobergame An  Alternative/Experimental band whose dynamic live performances range from  intimate acoustic duets to dramatic soundscapes with synchronised  visuals.
FREE   
  Tuesday 15th May  
 Just Noize  (www.myspace.com/justnoize) presents a banging night of  up and coming indie talent. Featuring;
 Ejector  Seat www.myspace.com/ejectorseatband Punchy  pop-rock with an urgency that is utterly addictive. Think Blur when they used to  have fun, but without the bad accents, or Kaiser Chiefs when they make you wanna  pogo.
 Dark  Sparks www.myspace.com/ilovedarksparks All  Bloc Party bass rumble and Interpol-style guitar shapes, you'd be advised to  check out ace new single "Into the Dark".
 The  Drainpipes www.myspace.com/thedrainpipes The  Mancunian foursome take The Clash, The Fall, Alien Sex Fiend, The Vapours and  anyone else who ever did it fast and dirty to make modern north-western punk  music that happily thrills and disgusts at the same time.
 £4 entry.
 
  Wednesday 16th  May   
  Dolores  Delight presents The Hootchy-Koo Revue. A decadent night of  tassel-twirling, tantalizing tease and killer rockabilly - quirky cabaret,  risque burlesque and some seriously sexy bands to tickle your fancy....   The Hound Dogs www.myspace.com/henryandthebleeders An  up-to-date version of the Sun Records sound circa 1956, played by drunken  drop-outs for punk rockers, greasers, psycos, skins, teds and anyone else that  will listen. This is rockabiily for tough guys....   Burlesque from... 
   6 entry. £5 with flyer or cut out of this.
    
  Thursday 17th  May  
 Peace In The City presents an outstanding line up of  perfect pop, joyous edginess and sharp beats.
    Chihiro 
 Plus one other...
 £3 entry.  Free for first 10 repliers...
   
  
 Friday 18th May   
 Friday  Funktion presents a night of funk laden rock, bouncy and twisted  beats.
 The Mentalists www.myspace.com/thementalists   They have spent 2 years refining their own rocking religion of piste-punk bionic  boogie in a dirty west london basement and it is paying massive dividends.  Melody Nelson www.myspace.com/melodynelson   Influenced by Muddy Waters,The Stooges and The Sun Ra Arkestra, these boys bring  their modern slant on the blues to a new audience.  Feel Free Mind www.myspace.com/feelfreemind a  fantastic combination of punk lead guitars with groove laden bass.   Sure to appeal to rockers and ravers.    After Dan1 and Wollop playing  funk, house, hip hop and soul until 4am.
 £5 entry. £4  with print out
   
  
  Saturday 19th  May
  Private Party until  1130pm.
 After Maurice and Judy  DJ from 1130 til 4am playing a mix of latest and classic indie, Motown,  ska, funk and disco.
 £5 entry.   £4 with print out
   Sunday 20th  May    
 The  Chess Club present an evening of up and coming soloists and  bands doing unplugged sets from 7pm to 11pm.  At least 6 acts  including
 Kevin Mark Trail www.myspace.com/kevinmarktrail Kevin  Mark Trail, vocalist with 'The Streets' proves he can stand alone with his  beautiful, gentle and warm vocals, great authentic Soul.
How to Cure  Dyslexia www.myspace.com/howtocuredyslexia Dreamy and whimsical.  This warm sixties-inspired folk is the sound of ballons floating into the  distance and kittens dozing in the sunshine with the psychedelia-tinged guitar  of Syd Barrett and the whimsical charm of Graham Coxon.  Sarah May www.myspace.com/sarahmaymusic Sarah's music is  uncompromising lyrical honesty, a real melting pot of pop, rock and soul. A  fiesty, soulful performer.   £3  entry.