Hiya  shipmates, how much did yer miss me last week?  Not at all?  You  rotters.  Oh well, I went on holiday to the ould country and didn't  have time to send you your weekly dose of fun.  However for some free fun  Monday night we continue our Edinburgh Festival preview shows, all entirely  FREE.  We also have a full range of music for the rest of the week from  indiepop, through punk, funk and new wave.  The full listings are  below.  
  
 ALSO, if  you are 18 or thereabouts please please bring some ID when you come to  T'Ship.  We try to be as liberal as possible but we cannot break the law so  please just bring it.  If you are under 18 then ask about various shows and  we will accomodate where we can although we cannot let you in on Friday and  Saturday nights after 11pm.
  
 For the  summer ahead we have loads more DJs and bands lined up and are speaking with  various people to put on acts that will help cement Kilburn's reputation  as the buzzing but discerning night spot that it is fast  becoming.
  
  
 Monday 16th  July  
 Free entry stand up comedy.  Edinburgh  preview show for 
 Carey Marx.
 "Offbeat, and sometimes off-colour, he finds comedy in the most  unconventional of places, waging a one-man campaign, for example, against the  evil and cunning threat posed by albinos."
 Also featuring warm up from Eli Silverman. Doors  at 730pm, acts start 830pm sharp. Free entry.
   
 Tuesday 17th  July 
 Empyrean  Entertainments presents - Night of the Long Swords - A  spell binding evening of alternative & punk music that will embrace every  sense. Live sets from... 
 Elks www.myspace.com/elkstheband These 4 alternative  London residents are unclassifiable in their unconventional  brilliance.
The Tessellators www.myspace.com/tessellators Boundary pushing  beautiful music with influences from Beefheart to Fugazi.
Furniture  Sound www.myspace.com/furnituresound An alt rock trio  that are "a little like a roman legionnaire reclining on a sofa being hand fed  grapes by some steaming sexy siren, but with obvious jazz
fused  interludes"
brand-B www.myspace.com/brandb A slightly progressive take  on music's angriest genre, just ask Total Rock!
 £5 entry/£4 with  flyer. 
  
 Wednesday 18th  July 
 Hand Of Glory Records/Outdoor Types single  launch party. Join Hand Of Glory in celebrating their first release,  the debut single by the fantastic and fearsome 
 Outdoor Types www.myspace.com/theoutdoortypes Jangler Swifteye is the  jewel in the crown of the Outdoor Types folky and psychedelic live set.  
 Also, 
 Dark Captain Light Captain www.myspace.com/darkcaptain Dark  Captain Light Captain formed over a shared love for Robert Wyatt.  Fusing  acoustic folk tinged songs with a more modern loops and breaks
aesthetic, the  delicate pastoral songs are sure to charm you.
 Dead Loss Dick www.myspace.com/deadlossdick Dead  Loss Dick is a one man band influenced by Beach Boys, Nick Drake and Jackson C  Frank. We at H.O.G. can detect a touch of the Anthony Newly there too, which  from us is a great compliment.
 plus Hand Of Glory DJs  spinning foreign pop, funky psych, and obscure soul gems.  
 £4 entry.
  
 Thursday 19th  July 
 Music Is My Boyfriend and Abi Makes  Music collide for a special night of dirty synths and electro pop fun.  Live sets from 
 The Glamour Soundsystem www.myspace.com/theglamoursoundsystem Pulsating basslines and dirty synths dressed in lycra leggings,  gold chains and probably his own merchandise.
Psychofags in Binbags  www.myspace.com/psychofagsinbinbagsuk Electro  pop raps that would make yr nan blush - and that's before she sees what he's  wearing.
Abi Makes Music www.myspace.com/abimakesmusic Electro-pop songs  influenced by terrible people, played on an Ebay £46 Yamaha keyboard and  recorded with a Poundland microphone.
I <3> www.myspace.com/audreyslittlecottage A  four-piece electro-pop band from the Isle Of Wight. Anitakillkillkill and Drut  used to go out with each other, but realised they liked the casiotone
more  than each other.
 Djing from Partial Seph VS Tommo + Music  is My Boyfriend + ladiez di(e). 
 £5  entry, £4 with flyer.
  
 Friday 20th  July 
 Friday  Funktion present a night of punkfunk, funk, electro-indie and a lovely  acoustic opener. Live music from 
  SLD www.myspace.com/sldmusic A  combination of melodic rock, funk and hip-hop, the strong chorus' complement  the, at times, experimental verses while they stay true to their UK roots.      After Dan1  and Wollop playing funk, house, hip hop and soul until  4am. 
 £5  entry. 
  
 Saturday  21st July   
 Peace In The  City presents an indie, new wave, shoegazing all dayer. Doors at 5pm and 8  bands; 
 Dear Acetate www.myspace.com/dearacetate Take one cup of indie rock, a heaped  teaspoon of angular pop, and one large sprig of punk attitude (finely  chopped).    The Cartwheel Club www.myspace.com/thecartwheelclub Driven  by a dynamic of sibling rivalry, childhood allegiances and a healthy  dissatisfaction with one another's record collections, thecartwheelclub create a  thumping riff led energy, reminiscent of late 60s bands.   The Bridport Dagger www.myspace.com/thealbemarlehouse Bridport  Dagger are like Roy Orbison fronting a drug-deprived Godz in a condemned 1920's  ballroom, whilst people sip moonshine from lead containers, as a train goes  by in the background every 12 minutes     After Maurice and  Judy DJ from 1130 til 4am playing a mix of latest and classic indie,  Motown, ska, funk and disco. 
 £5 entry.
  
   
  Sunday 22nd  July
 MashedUK  presents Sunday Sessions, a night of Indie, Rock and  Reggae. Live sets from 
 Room  Six www.myspace.com/roomsix Their style of  unashamed pop music is the soundtrack to your English summer  days.
Lightningtype  www.myspace.com/lightningtype A  zealous London-based four-piece with a point to prove, Lightning Type pound  noisily beneath the self-erected banner of Anthemic Post-Punk  Art-Rock
Autozero  www.myspace.com/autozerobig  sound wave experience, with a line through Dinosaur Jr,  Pixies  and Queens of the Stone Age.
 84 steps www.myspace.com/eightyfoursteps 84 steps are a female  fronted 5 piece inspired by many different genres, giving them a unique and  eclectic mix of sounds; passionate, smooth and soulful. With influences from Red  Hot Chilli Peppers, to Amy Winehouse and Jason Mraz.
 Motel  www.myspace.com/motelbandsite Reggae  pop
 £5  entry.